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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who studied from the greatest teachers in the country, met the greatest scientists, academicians, friends in the country? Donald Trump"

"Whenever someone says ""you know who you are,"" I always wonder if it's me and I don't realize it."

"What is brown and sticky? Michael J Fox opening a can of coke"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Bcuz 7 8 9!"

"The Constipated Mathematician What did the constipated mathematician do? He worked it out with a pencil."

"What do you call lonely cheese? Prov-alone"

"If you say ""no ifs, ands, or buts"", then get ready for a shitload of ""shoulds"", ""as well as"", and ""howevers""."

"Bears spend a bunch of time getting fat, sleep for a few months and then wake up skinny. Being a human is terrible."

"Why was the letter ""Z"" lucky it was not Jewish? Because all the other letters were NOT Zs!"

"How can environmental scientists stay on top of the global warming issue? They climate."