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Joke of the Day

"I tried changing my password to ""brazildefense"" but Reddit said it was too weak hope you find it funny!"

"how do you know a basketball player has prostate cancer? he dribbles a lot"

"So a circumference walks into a restaurant... ...sits down and orders a bowl of diameter ice cream. The waiter asks, ""You want pie with that?"""

"Lawyer: so tell me, why was my client's mouth bleeding? Dentist: he doesn't floss Me: You hit me! D: [puts lips on mic] bc you don't floss"

"I can't wait until the 50th Anniversary Special... I'm very interested in who JFK will regenerate as."

"What's black and sits in the back of a cop car? The seat"

"What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by? One with Parkinson's disease!"

"What did the lesbian vampire say to her girlfriend? ""See ya next month!"""

"1,058,675,954,897 base-36 That is all."

"Walked into a very expensive restaurant, sat down, was handed a menu. Comic Sans. Got up and left. Life is hard."