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Joke of the Day

"So I decided to be a nude model for a local art class... they didn't ask me to do it, and I am starting to get weird looks."

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"When Asian tourists ask me to take their picture for them; I always say, ""Okay let's do one more but this time don't squint"
"What is the difference between a priest and a zit? A zit wait to come on your face till your 13"