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Joke of the Day

"So I decided to be a nude model for a local art class... they didn't ask me to do it, and I am starting to get weird looks."

"It's the 21st century, people. Why in the world do we still have mornings?"

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Dogs don't lick jam... just kidding... they do ;)"

"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wiped."

"Ellen Pao stole my bike Who else could it have been"

"Yo momma so fat She got an event horizon."

"Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen? Emission Impossible"

"Dear Santa -- For 2017, all I want is a SLIM body and a BIG FAT bank account. Please don't mix it up like last year."

"What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton? They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!"

"Whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline."