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Joke of the Day

"What's a 68? You do me, and I'll owe you 1!!"

"""I enjoy short walks to the fridge"" - Fat people personal ads"

"What does the bee Santa Claus say ? Ho hum hum !"

"Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job? Because he's always talking trash."

"it's 2:36 am i'm hiding in my bathroom smokin bongs by myself ladies and gentlemen i didn't ask to be a winner , god just chose me to be one"

"What do women and linoleum have in common? If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years."

"Why is the Mississippi so wide? Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse."

"I asked my flamboyant son if he was gay and he beat around the bush. I wouldn't care if he is, I'm just pissed that I didn't get a straight answer."

"French Joke Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? A. The French Army."

"Today would have been my moms 50th birthday... but she was born in January."