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Joke of the Day
"What's a 68? You do me, and I'll owe you 1!!"
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"Personal trainer: So what's your goal? Me: I wanna look good in pictures that I'm not the one taking"
"According to really smart people I should have started saving 20 years ago."
"Since the world is doing reposts. ""Knock knock"" you: ""Who's there?"" me: ""hoo"" you: ""Who's hoo?"" me: ""What're you, an owl?"""
"What do they call Miley Cyrus in France? Kilometrey Cyrus."
"How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? Two: one to change it and another one to change it back again."
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Without some other guy's dick in it."
"What do you call a lesbian octopus? A lickalotopuss."
"My friend called the movie Pixels the world's longest abortion Funny, I didn't realize it was a porno."
"My girlfriend got a tattoo of a seashell on the inside of her thigh. If I put my ear on it I can smell the sea."