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Joke of the Day
"Accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles last night. Going for a crap could spell trouble."
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"Why were the welder and stoner such good friends? They both love to spark up joints."
"How do all racist jokes start? *Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*"
"Five chickens leave Topeka traveling west at 25 mph. Please help me find them chickens. Those are my chickens."
"How do you call black man that is flying a plane? a pilot, you racist"
"""Let's watch TV and talk about it on the Internet."""
"What do you call a deep thinking pastry chef? A filosopher."
"Role playing didnt go so well last night. She was the hot sexy teacher and I the rebel student..so I ditched class. Cause schools for nerds."
"Guys say ""never trust something that bleeds seven days and doesn't die"" as if something with two heads powered by one brain is trustworthy."
"Every time I hear someone say ""The Lord works in mysterious ways,"" I picture him performing miracles while doing the robot."