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Joke of the Day

"What did the sardine call the submarine ? A can of people !"

"What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes? I don't have a mercedes in my garage!"

"""The Bible"" running on the History Channel is like ""Dragons"" running on Animal Planet."

"Q: What do you call the hair of a centaur? A: Humane."

"Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was"

"What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller? Flatman and Ribbon."

"I went shopping yesterday and bought myself a ring binder. I haven't been able to do a shit since..."

"If the music's too loud you're too old."

"""I see,"" said the blind man... As he picked up his hammer and saw."

"When I get overly proud of America, I simply remember that in 1999 we made Mambo No. 5 a number one hit."