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Joke of the Day
"I just took a Baking Class The final was a piece of cake."
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"I'm AMAZED by mythology. I'll tell you about my favorite tales... if you have a minotaur two. (amazed... get it?)"
"My ex wrote to me: Can you delete my number? I responded: Who is this?"
"People laugh cause I've got 3 cats, but come the next Ice Age, when I speed past you on my cat sled, who'll be laughing then?"
"Not to 1up you but *drops green mushroom on your head*"
"Though my heart is a fist, I really do my girlfriend"
"If a quiz is quizicle, what's a test?"
"Childs experience: if a mother is laughing at the fathers jokes, it means they have guests."
"A priest and a rabbi walk into the bar. The bar tender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""
"Dry humping is not an acceptable substitute for a hug."