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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a smart pig? Swinestein."
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"""Then it's agreed. We'll meet back in this same place in 10 years."" -Me to some dishes in my sink"
"What is a chronic masturbator's favorite dish? Meat stroganoff"
"Q: Dad why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage? A: Because son it is more difficult to hit a moving target."
"Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors? If they had 4 it would be a chicken sedan."
"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone if you want babies throwing rocks everywhere. Dangerous."
"I was just dancing like nobody was watching and anyway... my dogs dialed 911 and these firemen think I'm having a seizure."
"Thank you, social media, for sometimes filling the emptiness you've created in our lives."
"DraftKings/Fanduel Anyone know where I can find a promo code?"
"So Ramadan started the other night. I too like to celebrate. I like beef Ramadan noodles, but only use half the packet cause of the MSG."