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Joke of the Day
"Lets all take a minute and realize the lack of creativity in the name ""fire place"""
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"What's long thin and smells of piss? Old people doing the conga."
"Trains delayed due to: - Wrong kind of sun - Ominous cloud - Slightly damp leaf - Chilly track - Suspicious gravel - Sarcastic swan"
"Talking with your girlfriend is just like software installation EULA you just scroll down waiting for it to finish and agree without understanding what it says"
"Why do Jews have big noses? Why not? Air is free anyway!"
"A pedophile and a child go into the woods It's dark and raining. The boy looks up to the man and says, ""I'm scared!"" The man replies, ""You're scared? I'm gonna have to walk out of here alone!"""
"What's the difference between Ronald Reagan and Donald Trump? Reagan helped tear down a wall."
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer."
"Said the Buddhist to the hot dog vendor... ""Make me one with everything"""