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Joke of the Day

"I dated a really multicultural girl First she gave me a French kiss. Then she gave me an Australian kiss. I thought I'd show her I'm cultured too, so I gave her a Glasgow kiss."

"What do you call a Gay Dinosaur? A Megasaurus"

"What did the cannibalistic lion do? Swallow his pride."

"When you talk you repeat what you already know; but if you listen you often learn something new."

"What's a Social Justice Warrior's favorite math course? Triggernometry."

"Why should you name your son Jackson? Because naming him Jacksoff would be embarrassing."

"Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one."

"A new report has concluded that dog owners are more outgoing than cat owners. Hardly surprising. You have to take a dog for walks."

"My life would be so much easier if it wasn't for that thing...God, what is that thing called...other people."

"What is a jew's favourite bread? Shabbat-a"