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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Gay Dinosaur? A Megasaurus"
Next Joke
"What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room? You made the chain too long in the kitchen."
"I can't wish my mom a Happy Mothers Day because she doesn't have Facebook. \_()_/ "
"When is the best time to go shopping? When the stores are open."
"Whats better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ"
"I don't want to alarm anyone but BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!!"
"How do you catch a unique rabbit? You 'neek up on him. How do you catch a TAME rabbit?"
"My friend offered me a free pole dance class. I said no. With my debt, the last thing I need to find out is that I'm great at pole dancing."
"What is the fastest insect in the World? ""Lice"" Why? ... Because it is latching on a running Cheetah."
"Did you hear about the mathematician who hated negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!"