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Joke of the Day

"Taking the Drivers test made me realize I wanted to be a race car driver..... ......the instructor was surprised at how fast I was driving."

"Saw a Justin Bieber CD taped to a wall. You better believe I took it, you never know when you will need a piece of tape."

"What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't fuck my pizza before I toss it in the oven for dinner."

"Pretty woman, the kind that don't eat meat Pretty woman, the kind that likes to hug trees Ohoh what can I do? She's making me eat vegan food"

"I have a flight to catch but there is a cat on my lap"

"Why didnt the shrimp let anyone else eat? He was being SHELLFISH"

"I met a girl the other night. She really had something... I think it was AIDS."

"my penis was in the guinness world records book then the librarian told me to take it out"

"RIP Jordin Sparks She had no air"

"What did one cracker say to the other? ""Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."""