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Joke of the Day

"Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes? Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags"

"There were two muffins in an oven... One muffin said to the other, ""Boy, it's sure hot in here!"" The other muffin screamed ""AHHHH!!! A talking muffin!!!!!!!"""

"It's no surprise that Trump is here, just look at all the movies where there is a black President and something comes to destroy the earth. All credits go to Larry Wilmore. ;)"

"Just convinced the teen up the street that he needs to change the winter air out of his tires and put in summer air. Don't do dope, kids."

"What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces? Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now."

"When I die, I want you to carry my casket So you can let me down one last time."

"This is not a joke. All of the jokes here suck and or are reposts."

"I think sitting on an airplane is the most exhausting type of sitting."

"What do you call an egg that always gets picked on? The butt of every yolk :("

"What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle? A marxman."