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Joke of the Day

"Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes? Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags"

"Q: Who ruled France until he exploded? A: Napoleon Blownapart!"

"""Was I adopted?"" ""Yes. But they brought you back."""

"I can sum up 2016 in one word... Nine."

"What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana? He Shanghai."

"How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? A: He could feel his presence!"

"What happens when Niagara trips? Niagara Falls"

"More people die from choking on sweet packaging than they do from the sweets themselves... Gums don't kill people. Wrappers do."

"""So you think you can dance."" should be the title of a Lifetime movie about strippers."

"What do you get when you cross a killerwhale and a cow? I don't know but don't try to milk it!"