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Joke of the Day

"[annoyed burglar waking me] you still have a VCR?"

"I'll tell you a cheesy joke? I don't like cheese. :0"

"My ratt bit me yesterday. I guess you could say we had a lack of communication."

"Pranking the police A couple of pranksters broke into the local police station and stole all the lavatory equipment. A spokesperson was quoted as saying, ""We have absolutely nothing to go on."""

"Scientists say men think about sex every 8 seconds... ...that's why I can eat a hot-dog in 7"

"what's a slice of cheese's secret fetish? mature. I'll pack up and leave."

"Did you hear about the bureaucrat who was a Platonist? They were really obsessed with forms."

"I've been at this elementary school talent show for half an hour and I've already heard ""Shake It Off"" 137 times."

"People who change the channel every time there's a commercial are more annoying than commercials."

"Food preferences area curious thing, I realized that I don't like chocolate anymore ... on the day when I noticed that I don't fit anymore into my old apartment."