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Joke of the Day

"There are 3 types of people in this world... Those who can count, and those who can't."

"Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup? If they had one more it would be to farty"

"What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde? Brainwashing."

"#ItsTheEndOfTheWorldAnd I'm going to run with scissors and swim immediately after eating!!!"

"Coffee is the silent victim in our house. It gets mugged everyday"

"The Muslim Who Dated An Ape Did you hear about the Muslim who was caught screwing an ape? He was stoned to death along with his haram bae."

"[2 paintings talking] ""hey man, guess what im doing this weekend?"" please dont say it ""JUST HANGING!"" i wanna move to a different gallery"

"What do Eric Clapton and Donald Trump have in common? They were both jealous of the size of a black man's crowd."

"Knock knock (Your turn)"

"As a Brandon, I'm constantly at war with Brendans. Do not confuse them with my kind. They are shit demons. Slaying them is my birthright."