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Joke of the Day
"Drunk girls click ""reply all"" when they talk."
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"If you cross your fingers after surgery you'll heal faster Or maybe that's just super stichin'"
"Alzheimer's joke Knock knock Who's there? To get to the other side!"
"I painted my scanner black so it would run faster. Now it can't read."
"What's an oldie, but a goodie? A MILF's vagina."
"What's the best part about living in a black family? You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost"
"What is a vegetable's favorite martial art? He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe."
"""What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?"" ""He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."""
"Did you hear about the vampire at the circus? He went straight for the juggler"
"Me: Be back after lunch! Boss: OK Me: *texts boss APRIL FOOLS LOL* *goes home, turns on baseball*"