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Joke of the Day
"I painted my scanner black so it would run faster. Now it can't read."
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"What did the comedy club proprietor say to the FedEx guy? The jokes are ok but you need to work on your delivery."
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"What's the opposite of the Sun? The Guardian."
"What do Little Miss Muffet and ISIS have in common? They both have Kurds in their way."