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Joke of the Day

"What is a vegetable's favorite martial art? He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe."

"Tarzan was tired when he came home. ""What have you been doing"" asked Jane. ""Chasing a herd of elephants on vines"" ""Really ?"" said Jane. ""I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"""

"Did you hear the joke about german sausage? It's the wurst!"

"when I grow up I want to be the guy who wears a puffy suit and gets attacked by police dogs"

"I just like to sleep naked... The flight attendant could have been a bit more understanding."

"Where did the little Japanese girl go when the little boy dropped by? Everywhere."

"Buy a boat, name it Relation. Now you can tell people that you have a relationship."

"Why was the church opposed to fire on torches? It was heat-on-a-stick."

"What do you call it, when a German sleeps with two women, but impregnates three? Fucking efficient."

"What's a pirates favorite letter? If you said ""R"", you'd be wrong. You might think that it is ""r"", but it be the ""c""!"