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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the vampire at the circus? He went straight for the juggler"
Next Joke
"Omg! Leonardo DeCaprio! Wanna hear a joke about the Oscars? Never mind, you probably won't get it anyways..."
"Who will put chick sexers out of business? broosters"
"What's the most dangerous animal in Africa? Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)"
"Dinner guests coming over later and I got nothing. Does anyone know how to turn beef jerky back into steaks?"
"Agnostics have commitment issues."
"Passive aggressive has never been my thing, I prefer chasing you with a chainsaw."
"A woman once asked me for 9 inches and said to make it hurt So I fucked her 3 times and punched her in the mouth."
"How long is a chinese name"
"Pedophiles... are fucking immature assholes"