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Joke of the Day
"Knock, Knock! Who's There? Alzheimer's! Alzheimer's who? Knock, Knock!"
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"Why wouldn't Hillary Clinton let Bill be her IT manager? She was too worried how often the servers would go down on him."
"What does a widow say when she wakes up? Mourning"
"""I got you, babe."" - kidnappers"
"[NSFW] Why was the Pedophile depressed? Because he couldn't fit in"
"2016: No way will Trump win the election 2017: No way will President Trump fire all those nukes 2018: No way we're doing what those Apes say"
"*angrily whispering over crib* ""Sheila you know I was raised by wolves. I have to pay it forward."" ""But why do they need their own cribs?"""
"Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole ""light bulb"" thing."
"Roommate and I got our first electric bill and long story short we're now Amish"
"Do you know what I miss about my childhood? Not caring about spelling and chocolate milf"