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Joke of the Day

"2016: No way will Trump win the election 2017: No way will President Trump fire all those nukes 2018: No way we're doing what those Apes say"

"I hate girls that complain about being single every 3 minutes. 90% of my socks are single & you don't see them crying about it."

"Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys..."

"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes!"

"Why should civil war be taken seriously? Because it's Syria's business."

"It's weird how opposites attract, like red wine & a new shirt"

"Some think the economy is slowly recovering. Others think it's on the verge of collapse. I think about boobs mostly."

"You can't afford a bar of soap, but Beer,, Cigarettes,, & $700 worth of tattoos is not a problem?.. This is why sometimes I have a hard time feeling bad for most people"

"What does Iraq and Bristol Palin have in common? Both of them are hard to pull out of."

"Do you want to hear a bad joke? *my life* Sorry if that was not likeable and miserable, *just like my face* Okay, I am going to stop before it gets too dark and too empty, *just like my soul.*"