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Joke of the Day

"*angrily whispering over crib* ""Sheila you know I was raised by wolves. I have to pay it forward."" ""But why do they need their own cribs?"""

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"""Hey, if you're not gonna buy something, get the hell outta my store!"" (Unsupported Browser)"
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