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Joke of the Day
"""I got you, babe."" - kidnappers"
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? Drum Roll please! To get to the other side. Thank you ladies and gents for the applause, I'll be here all night."
"Why can't the dutch fly? Because they netherland."
"What happened when Hamlet discovered his love dead? Necro-Ophelia"
"I told my psychiatrist that I have been hearing voices. He told me that I don't have a psychiatrist."
"There are certain professions where having experience doesnt account for anything like being a suicide bomber"
"A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. So who's driving? Neither! They're both research scientists gathering data on Google's driverless car. You racist"
"I'm a Lit major. I did my thesis on why my car is in the front yard and I'm sleeping with my clothes on."
"Hitler was a great man. He killed Hitler."
"Yo mama so fat... You have to yell OMNIKIN before you kick her."