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Joke of the Day
"Roommate and I got our first electric bill and long story short we're now Amish"
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"there are some really great cocktails you can have when it gets cold. Gin and coffee, gin and hot water, microwaved gin, go nuts"
"My chemistry blew up Oxidants happen...."
"Your swag is gonna look amazing on that Burger King application."
"Did you read about the skeleton trapped in the freezer? It was a bone-chilling story."
"Biologist screws up: Mutant killer virus Physicist screws up: Deadly black hole Geologist screws up: Rock on table is now rock on floor"
"A man walks into a bar... A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: ""A beer please, and one for the road."""
"So there are these two fish in a tank... One of them says to the other, ""I'll drive, you man the guns""."
"So my wife's wallet got stolen 6 months ago... ...and all her credit cards are in it but I haven't reported it to the police yet because the thieves are spending less than she does!!!"
"When man made the first stone tool 2.6 million years ago, I don't think they could have ever imagined a tool as great as Donald Trump."