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Joke of the Day

"We finally have definitive proof that Osama bin Laden is dead. He just registered to vote in Chicago."

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"Expendables 4 (Rated R): Tom, Sylvester & Wiley Coyote coldly hunt down & eat Jerry, Tweety & Roadrunner. Directed by Quentin Tarantino."
"Bartender: ""Do you want a drink, miss?""nnMe: ""What are my choices?""nnBartender: ""Yes or No."""
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"A wife tells her husband who works with computers that shes pregnant She later sees him on his computer clicking ctrl z"
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