164855

Joke of the Day

"[Lady is being robbed] ""Help, Social Media Man!"" [Social Media Man swoops in & creates a facebook page called Mugging Is Bad]"

Next Joke
 
"What do prime numbers and white girls have in common? They literally can't even."
"What is the ghost of an Australians favourite dessert? Boo-meringue"
"What do you call the space between a Mormon's butthole and balls? a Latter-day taint!"
"How did the aquarium win the battle? Giant Fish Tanks."
"What's the most useless thing on a woman? A drunk Irishman."
"What do you call a droid who's never on time? BB-L8"
"I love to build things... I love hammering, I love sawing, and I love sanding. But drilling is just plain boring."
"He always tells the jokes out of order Why would Tarantino be a terrible comedian?"
"Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins."