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Joke of the Day

"[Lady is being robbed] ""Help, Social Media Man!"" [Social Media Man swoops in & creates a facebook page called Mugging Is Bad]"

"What do prime numbers and white girls have in common? They literally can't even."

"What is the ghost of an Australians favourite dessert? Boo-meringue"

"What do you call the space between a Mormon's butthole and balls? a Latter-day taint!"

"How did the aquarium win the battle? Giant Fish Tanks."

"What's the most useless thing on a woman? A drunk Irishman."

"What do you call a droid who's never on time? BB-L8"

"I love to build things... I love hammering, I love sawing, and I love sanding. But drilling is just plain boring."

"He always tells the jokes out of order Why would Tarantino be a terrible comedian?"

"Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins."