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Joke of the Day
"I was talking to a North African girl in her native language for hours. We just clicked."
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"What commercials are the longest? Viagra"
"What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater? This is the most violent thing I've ever read."
"*calls Rosetta Stone* Yes hi I was wondering if you had a course on body language *my friend choking on buffalo wings clutches his throat*"
"I'm so damn tired. I haven't slept since last year."
"I like most ancient cities... But I Constantinople."
"Don't tell a Klepto this... ...they take everything literally."
"When my boyfriend gives me a hug during an argument, it looks loving, but I'm just patting him down to make sure he's not wearing a wire."
"What did little Suzy spy with her little eye? A cataract."
"What did that car driver die of?"