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Joke of the Day
"What commercials are the longest? Viagra"
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"Doc: You have gallstones Me: Ugh. Doc: You can control it with diet. Me: Great! Doc: No chocolate, cheese, fried foods... Me: Take it out."
"What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer"
"Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice? It didn't like being double crossed."
"I've got a joke. The U.S. election system."
"What is your best North Korea joke?"
"Why do they call them ""S'mores""? Because you always want another one!"
"[Watching babies first steps] *turns to wife* Has he been drinking?"
"What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team? Alley-oop Akbar"
"Just texted ""I still love you"" to about 50 random phone numbers."