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Joke of the Day
"What commercials are the longest? Viagra"
Next Joke
"Q: What's red and not there? A: No tomatoes."
"people who can fall asleep quickly freak me out don't they have thoughts"
"I paid 10.50 for a movie ticket to watch Tom Cruise die continuously for 2 hours. I would have paid a hundred dollars to watch that."
"What do you call a fat Asian? A chunk"
"Jerry (Man pukes in plastic bag) Man:I made breakfast, let's put it in the fridge (Puts it in toilet tank) Man:Time for bed (Crawls in to tub)"
"I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."
"What is a thespian pony? A little horse play!"
"it must be confusing working at a mint when a power outage happens. because when it happens, everything stops making cents."
"When is Jesse Jackson going to notice how segregated Neopolitan ice cream is?"