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Joke of the Day

"Daddy! I am hungry! I want to eat! You should be ashamed, son. When I was your age, I wanted to be an astronaut."

"A female is like an AP free response question She asks question A, B, C, and D and implanted in all Are questions i, ii, and iii."

"What get's passed around a lot, is soft, barely legal, tender, and really really dirty? A dollar bill."

"What do you get when you cross a kid who's eaten enough sugar to send a rocket into orbit, and the meanest boy in the whole world? Hyperbole"

"I've suffered from identity crisis since I was a little boy. I mean girl."

"I fucked your mom! Shut up dad."

"One old song. A thousand old memories."

"What's black and blue and HATES sex? The kid in my trunk."

"I hate when I wake up in the morning hungover with penises drawn on my face, Especially since I was drinking alone last night"

"A joke my 8 year old brother told me. G rating Why dont you take a pokemon to the bathroom. Because it might pi-ka-chu"