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Joke of the Day

"Daddy! I am hungry! I want to eat! You should be ashamed, son. When I was your age, I wanted to be an astronaut."

"Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends? Because he was grounded."

"Someone please tell my mother she won't get a free iPod by clicking the links. She's convinced I just don't want to show her how to use it."

"Wouldn't it be weird if you met someone from twitter in real life and all they did is say random one-liners every few minutes?"

"What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave? Smells fishy"

"Stevie Wonder's housekeepers probably don't do a damn thing all day long."

"What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench? ~~A park bench can support a a family~~ One you sit on and the other is a park bench."

"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles in your pants"

"I was wrestling with an Anaconda for 3 days... And then I realised I was masturbating"

"What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard."