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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a drummer off of your porch? pay for the pizza."
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"Once an American asked a Mexican.. ""What separates dogs and Mexicans?"" The Mexican said, ""A border""."
"I gave two pints of blood at the hospital. You would think they'd appreciate it but they just started asking me questions like... Who's blood is this, and how did you get it?"
"I traced the call. It was phone-shaped."
"what do you say about a high mountain? its pretty stoned"
"I was surprised when my psychic friend complimented me on the way I had cooked his steak. ""Well done"" is rare from a medium."
"There's a group of passive aggressive people that keep saying I'm a snoopy mailman I know because they keep writing letters about it to their friends."
"The Nathan's hot dog eating contest should contain one poisoned hot dog mixed in with the other hot dogs"
"How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!"
"Whenever I get called into my boss's office, my entire Facebook career flashes before my eyes."