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Joke of the Day

"I was surprised when my psychic friend complimented me on the way I had cooked his steak. ""Well done"" is rare from a medium."

"Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint? He was surrounded by phone-ys!"

"So I tried to get my pet kangaroo across the American border... But customs wouldn't let raw meat through."

"What's Brown and rhymes with ""snoop""? Dr Dre......."

"So, how do you make your truck look like Lance Armstrong? hang one tennis ball from the tailgate!!"

"In the spirit of halloween.... why did the witch divorce her husband ? Because he had a hollow weiner"

"""Have you heard about the movie constipation?"" ""It hasn't come out yet."""

"How do you get a Cambodian person to join you? Just shout ""Hey, Khmer!"""

"My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with the band The Monkees, i thought she was joking... then i saw her face..."

"What sex position gives birth to the ugliest children? Ask your parents."