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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour? A: Leave it in the cow."

"In life, God is my co-pilot. Unfortunately He is on the no-fly list thanks to His ties to several extremist groups."

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Colin ! Colin who ? Colin all cars Colin all cars !"

"What do you call a Jew who gets beat by women? Bernie Sanders."

"I like my women like I like my chocolate with nuts"

"My friends hate my cheese jokes. They said that they're no Gouda"

"I still have nightmares.... I still have nightmares about the time I gave my Eskimo friend a house warming gift..."

"I wish more religions took advantage of a vow of silence."

"Did you hear about the weird music that plays at Mozarts grave.... Don't worry, He's decomposing."

"""I dropped the ball"" - things you never wanna hear during a Vasectomy"