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Joke of the Day
"I wish more religions took advantage of a vow of silence."
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"""The shortest distance between two points is a straight line"" Triggered. Discriminates against gay lines."
"What did the singers say right before they had sex? Let's duet! I am so proud for coming up with this one"
"Whoever put the 'b' in subtle was a clever bastard."
"Johnny Depp would have made an excellent Catwoman."
"What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box? Not suitable for children. Colors may vary."
"I was making out with my girlfriend in my car when she said ""OOH DARMOK!! KISS ME DOWN WHERE IT SMELLS!"" ...so I drove her to New Jersey."
"Ok so I met this one guy who told me he lived in Paris. To make a long story short, he lived in Paris TX."
"What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia? You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog."
"*walks up to IKEA return counter *rips receipt into tiny pieces *tells the clerk to put it together himself"