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Joke of the Day

"I still have nightmares.... I still have nightmares about the time I gave my Eskimo friend a house warming gift..."

"Why doesn't Barbie have kids? Cause Ken cums in another box..."

"want to hear a NBA joke? Kyrie Irving starting in the all star game"

"I can't believe that they only taught us abstinence during sex ed! It's inconceivable!"

"Zombies must be great with girls. They're always getting into their guts."

"[At gang interview] GangLeader: You wanna be in our gang Me: Yep GL: What qualities do you.. M: *Already snapping fingers GL: You're in"

"If I had a crystal ball, I'd probably walk differently."

"Scientists found there may not be as many benefits to flossing as we thought. Guess none of them have ever been to a party with spinach dip."

"What do you call four drowning Mexicans? Cuatro Sink-O"

"Barbie has an awful lot of things for a girl who's knees don't bend."