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Joke of the Day
"My friends hate my cheese jokes. They said that they're no Gouda"
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"What do you call someone who dyes thier hair red? Trans-ginger."
"I like my pillow like..... I like my pillow, like I like my women. Lumpy, covered in drool, and can take a punch."
"How do you defend yourself against a gang of horny masochistics? You probably have to beat them off with a stick!"
"Why do cannibals never go hungry? Because they can make themselves dinner."
"The guy who proofread Hitler's speaches was literally a grammar Nazi."
"The barman says, ""We don't serve time travellers in here."" A time traveller walks into a bar."
"That depressing moment when you plug your phone in your charger and hours later you realise your charger wasn't plugged in."
"The baby gets furious when I try to undress him. He gets that from his mother."
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Hot, black, bitter, and pregnant."