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Joke of the Day

"In life, God is my co-pilot. Unfortunately He is on the no-fly list thanks to His ties to several extremist groups."

"how do you call a white racist whitler"

"I've recently started to play Dark Souls III It only took me 2 hours to beat the torturial."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? 16, one to change the bulb, and 15 to form a support group."

"A guy says to his wife ""why don't you ever tell me when you orgasm?"" She replies, ""I don't like ringing you at work."""

"[gameshow] me: [visibly doing maths on my fingers] ""17"" host: [looks at me weird] ""that's wrong"" other contestant: ""salmon?"" host: ""correct"""

"What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog? A fangfurther."

"How do you catch a peculiar rabbit? Unique up on it."

"I never mess with anyone in a Pontiac Aztek. I just don't want to be on the wrong end of another of their poor decisions."

"It's better to have hope in your soul.."