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Joke of the Day
"I just want to have the poker face of a toddler that tells you that they didn't poop their pants."
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"i need some cat jokes!"
"I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead."
"Is your body from McDonalds? Why because you are loving it.... No ...because its fat and greasy."
"Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop? Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know."
"What does a Redhead with a yeast infection like to do in her spare time? Make Gingerbread"
"So I told a deaf guy... ""Stop me if you've heard this one..."""
"Beer has female hormones Whenever I am drinking I talk too much and can't drive a car."
"How many dead hookers does it take to replace a light bulb? At least more than eight, the light in my basement still doesn't work..."
"Exercise machines are just torture devices with better marketing campaigns."