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"What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ? The registration of the car that ran him over !"
"What kind of game are Americans worst at? Tower defense."
"Bloody Foreigner... ...coming over here, wanting to know what love is."
"Your posts make me wish I couldn't read."
"Why don't chicken coops have Four doors? because then they would be Chicken sedans"
"Why was the student witch so bad at essays? Because she couldn't spell properly."
"Mentally fistfighting everyone I pass on sidewalk (watched action movie earlier) my record is 33-10 but to be fair I walked by a school."
"The way I dealt with that unexpected cobweb to the face tells me I probably wouldn't have been much use in Vietnam."
"A Russian boy asks his father... A Russian boy asks his father ""Daddy, can I have 5 ruble to buy milk, bread, and vodka?"" to which his father replies ""20 ruble?! What do you need 50 ruble for?!"""