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Joke of the Day

"Is your body from McDonalds? Why because you are loving it.... No ...because its fat and greasy."

"When a cop pulls you over, pull out a map and ask them for directions until they forget that they pulled you over. -me, right now"

"Yo mamma is so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it."

"Q: How do astronomers organize a party? **They planet.**"

"""Mom guess what I'm getting married!!!"" Is he rich? ""I think so. His name is Charles Mansion"""

"What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ? An umbrellaphant !"

"I accidentally bumped pretty hard into what I think was a transgender woman Felt like a dick"

"The inventor of inappropriate innuendo jokes died suddenly yesterday. His wife is taking it really hard."

"How does a train eat? It goes chew chew."

"""I was gonna go and save the princess, but then I got high.."" - Super Mario"