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Joke of the Day
"Exercise machines are just torture devices with better marketing campaigns."
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"If Steve Jobs can do that to the iPhone, think what he could do to Verne Troyer."
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastards."
"Any salad can be a Caesar salad... If you stab it enough times."
"Why is a guy in the Navy called a seaman? You are what you eat!"
"A young lady walks into a bar... She was protected by a rubber Bump*her*"
"What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film? P.S. I Love You"
"Pretty disappointed to find out that ""Toys for Tots"" isn't a program where I trade my kids's toys for delicious tater tots."
"watching my cats groom each other and it feels like I should be throwing money at them"
"It's a beautiful day to sit outside and stare into your phone."