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Joke of the Day
"This morning I found out the terrible news about David Bowie, He released a new album."
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"Did you guys know you get a full body massage while being embalmed? I can't wait."
"So Pepe is now an international hate symbol... FeelsBadMan."
"How does an astronaut cut his hair? Eclipse it."
"In the South, everyone is treated like family I guess that explains the rape"
"So I work with dogs Whenever they get unruly I just tell them they are adopted."
"Folks call me a stillborn egg Cause' I'm never getting laid!"
"Marriage Law ! If you marry one girl, She will fight with you ! If you marry more, They will fight for you !"
"Why can't you hear a dog whistle? Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way."
"What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve? ...Christopher Walken"