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Joke of the Day

"So this guy is on a date with this hot chick, after a while, weird sh*t starts happening..."

"An Irish man walks out of a bar...."

"Just tried to read an article that wasn't a list. Bunch of words, no GIFs, and it required me to think?? 0/10 would not recommend."

"Your Ex is like spilt milk. If you put newspaper over them its like the mistake never happened."

"Now I know it's the 100 Aniversary of the Titanic and all... But aren't the Italians going a little far with their tribute"

"What do you call an old John Cena? John Cenile"

"I just sent a text that says ""we really need to talk"" to everyone I know so nobody will bother me today."

"Can I use cash to pay for a new electric car? No, you have to charge it."

"wassup babe, im the reason Pregnancy-info .net disabled video embedding on their forums, how abuot giving me a nice kiss"

"What do you call a menstruating caucasian with depression? Red, white and blue"