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Joke of the Day

"Marriage Law ! If you marry one girl, She will fight with you ! If you marry more, They will fight for you !"

"My boss just informed me that a birthday is not a legitimate excuse to start drinking at 8am."

"1. Secretly take a bunch of pictures of someone you see everyday but barely know 2. Friend request them on FB 3. Tag them in 238 photos"

"I'm curious about the French flag. When did they add the blue and red stripes?"

"They should make halloween albums like they do for Christmas. I'd love to hear a Michael Buble version of Monster Mash."

"I was singing in the gym shower & the girl in the one beside me started singing along & then suddenly my life became this weird, naked duet."

"Why do ants not go to church? Because they are in sects!"

"How do you know when your best friend is gay? [NSFW] His dick tastes like shit."

"Colorado changed the name of Christmas to Juana. ""Merry Juana!"""

"My new neighbor is fat, obnoxious, and loud. Now I know how Canada feels."