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Joke of the Day

"So Pepe is now an international hate symbol... FeelsBadMan."

"What happens when you place a black baby next to your ear... You can hear a future mixtape."

"My wife is like a new credit card. 0% interest for 12 months."

"Yo momma's so pale... I felt like a snow plow last night."

"How does every racist joke begin? With a look over the shoulder."

"1) In the interest of time, would ye noble patriots please provide a list of infractions punishable by spontaneous public execution? Thanks!"

"For all of you claiming you have over 100 IQ. How can you possibly score over 100%? I am very pleased with my score of 79."

"Have you heard of that invention that lets you see through walls? Its called window.Mua^ha^ha^ha"

"How do you use calculus in real life? You integrate it"

"I told my mom that the CIA was going to keep Osama Bin Laden's porn collection away from the public. She said, ""Who cares? It's probably just full of camels, anyway."""