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Joke of the Day

"So Pepe is now an international hate symbol... FeelsBadMan."

"What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes his butt!"

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Handed over by an eastern european immigrant who doesn't care what happens to it or expect to see it again."

"The church are upset about a new type of Heroin, called ""Jesus"" They hate it when people take the Lord's name in vein."

"Two packets of crisps were walking down the street. A car slows down beside them and asks if they wanted a ride to where they were going. The crisps replied 'no, we're Walkers'"

"take your time pedestrians we're not dreaming of mowing you down at all"

"There's only two kinds of people in this world: people who know how to use conjunctions, but people who don't."

"Too bad Anne Frank never saw Home Alone. Could have been a serious game changer in my opinion."

"Bioluminescent fry said to have a bright future"

"When I hear someone complain that their towns are boring with nothing to do, all I hear is a boring person who doesn't know how to have fun."