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Joke of the Day
"Today a cartoonist was found dead at home. Details are sketchy."
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"If ""Bieber fever"" is when a Bieber song comes on the radio & you start throwing up & stabbing yourself, then yes I had Bieber fever once."
"How does a black women know she's pregnant? When she pulls put her tampon the cotton I'd already picked"
"How do you get someone with downs syndrome out of a tree? Wave at them."
"how do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her."
"A joke about airport security The TSA. This concludes the joke about airport security."
"What happened to the muslim who smoked weed? They got stoned"
"""Computers will never replace humans."" - Cannibal wisdom."
"[God, wasted, creating humans] Angel: How do they cool themselves off? God: *takes a drink* Salt water comes out of them. Angel: How...Ok."
"I've been eating a lot of Thai food lately to lose weight. I'm on an Ethnic Cleanse."