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Joke of the Day

"If ""Bieber fever"" is when a Bieber song comes on the radio & you start throwing up & stabbing yourself, then yes I had Bieber fever once."

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"Willie Nelson? (NSFW) What is the worst thing Willie Nelson could say to you while you are giving him a blowjob? I'm not really Willie Nelson"
"What is the size of women in Italy? Itali-cized."
"What Does an Angry Sheep Say in Battle? Fus Ro BAAAAAAAA."
"In response to McDonald's pay with hugs campaign, Nationwide will allow you to pay for insurance with DEATH."
"I like the phrase ""I wasn't born yesterday"" because it emphasizes the fact that babies are stupid."
"A zombie apocalypse will be the only time you'll hear me say 'please don't eat me' ......aaaand send"
"""Why do white people like cheese so much?"" Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post."
"Why do Physicists make terrible parents? They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one."
"Happy New Year #2018 first."
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