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Joke of the Day

"If ""Bieber fever"" is when a Bieber song comes on the radio & you start throwing up & stabbing yourself, then yes I had Bieber fever once."

"Are you feeling sluggish and tired? Constantly yawning throughout your day? There's a nap for that!"

"What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths? A running gag."

"Why are the steaks so high? Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field."

"What was Camelot ? A place where people parked their camels !"

"Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses? Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!"

"I was surprised while watching the presidential debate last night... I didn't know my TV had the comedy channel."

"As if being a surgeon wasn't enough you're a general too?"

"What is close to stupidity? Mexico and Canada"

"Monday, you deplete me."