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Joke of the Day
"I've been eating a lot of Thai food lately to lose weight. I'm on an Ethnic Cleanse."
Next Joke
"What's the difference between an old Greyhound terminal and a lobster with really big boobs? One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustation! ::buh dum bum::"
"If we're all God's Children... What's so special about Jesus ?"
"So Jesus... Walks in to a hotel, with a hand full of nails and a hammer in the other...and asks ""Can you put me up for the night ?"""
"Why are there so many body shops in heaven? Abortion."
"If I saw an elephant in the room, that's ALL I'd be talking about."
"If I had a dollar for every person alive I wanted to kill... I might have let a few of them live."
"Drunk. In Wal Mart. Fuck."
"I got banned from /r/ELI5 the other day I don't understand why"
"my career as a Walmart greeter was cut short when the manager noticed me singing ""Welcome to the Jungle"" to every customer"