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Joke of the Day
"how do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her."
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"What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist? A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats."
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile That's a big word for a 12 year old"
"What is Kim Jong Un's favourite video game? Duke Nukem."
"Bill Cosby used to be my rolemodel... Until i found out he was a comedian."
"Hillary sucks But not like Monica"
"Men are like placemats, they only show up when there's food on the table. "
"What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission? Nun of your business"
"Disappointment usually stems from expecting too much from strangers on Facebook."
"My wife walked in on me having sex with our daughter I don't know what shocked her the most; the fact I was having sex with our daughter or the abortion clinic gave me the fetus."