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Joke of the Day

"I'm starting to think I'm going to be that guy that dies while Googling 'symptoms of a heart attack'."

"If the main character of ""The Walking Dead "" spared every human, would he be called... ... Pacifist Rick ?"

"Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas? Slanta Claus."

"I went to the barber before I had my SAT yesterday it really helped me clear my head"

"Does anyone have the address for starving kids in Africa? Our daughter doesn't want her waffle fries."

"What is a paranoid man's favorite food? Who wants to know?"

"There will be only 7 planets left After I destroy Uranus"

"Social Security exists in 60 years... That's the joke. There's no more to it"

"I'm addicted to algebra I can't **function** without it!"

"What does a vegan zombie eat? GGGRRRAAAIIINNNSSS!!!"