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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the wedding between the two antenna? The service was terrible, but the reception was great."

"Just been doing some DIY using my stepladder. Not my real ladder. I never knew my real ladder."

"What's Sideshow Bobs least favorite creepypasta? The Rake."

"What comes after 69? Student: mouthwash teacher: get out"

"Christians rethink your religion Because jesus had 2 dads."

"What language do pigs speak? Depends on which country they're from."

"What do you call slapping hands with (5^.5+1)/2? A high phive! I'll see myself out now."

"Everyone is surprised when I tell them I've never seen the movie fight club I don't see what the big deal is. No one really talks about it."

"What do ducks smoke? Quack!"

"How many German does it take to take down a plane? One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it."